Crogus The Inconvenient

Crogus The Inconvenient is a male Druid of unknown species who resides in the unnamed land of John's D&D campaign.

Early life
Crogus The Inconvenient came into existence by unknown means on the distant planet of Japan. Crogus was cosmically birthed into an adult superstore sweatshop where he spent the next two hundred years exposed to near lethal amounts of silicone and various STDs, which was already ten times longer than any of his former coworkers had even lived to.

Becoming a Druid
After countless broken health code violations, Crogus, being the only still living being who had survived under the work conditions provided, was assigned to test the new, barely functioning VR headsets. The first set of videos consisted of E621 furry porn, which was even too much for Crogus. The combination of radiation and pure disgust coursed through Crogus' body, rewriting the genetic code of his DNA. This event allowed Crogus then on to transform at will into any funsona he wished to become.

Abilities

 * Sonic Screech
 * Disease Resistance